The other day Trip & I went to a small store where they sell paintball stuff and fire safety crap as well. It is kind of strange, but all I needed was an O-ring for my gun so I can sell it on eBay because I'm busted. Anyway, as the guy is emptying my CO2 tank, I lazily leaned upon a display of cases of paintballs next to the counter. After about two seconds of this, the shelving collapses. Did I drop four $40 cases of paintballs? Yes. The real issue, though, was the display of fire extinguishers underneath them, that I didn't know about. I heard a "PFFFFFFSSST!" and this stinky, bad-tasting yellow crap goes every where.
Of course, at the beginning of this fiasco, we are the only people in the store. However, at the peak of drama, two fat old dudes walk in and are like "AHH, whats that smell." The owner of the store could give no cares, however. After this happening, he immediately retorted "Man, I knew when I put that up it was gonna fall down!" So I helped organize the cases back together, and put the extinguisher upright. Whoops.
Also, I found this fruit leather stuff on clearance at Target a while ago. They're organic, all-natural and taste like a fruit roll up. I am mostly bummed because I ran out of them yesterday.
Yesterday Trip and I toured the town of Radford. It is small and the same kind of crappy like a Charleston, only Radford University is much prettier than Eastern. All the buildings match, anyway.
One more, I am considering chopping Woodford up and throwing him into a body of water that contains sharks. He won't stop getting on our new and ugly couch! Every time I come home, he's slowly and lazily flobbing himself off it, yawning as he goes. But this picture is cute, and makes me think otherwise.
Now, lets hope that the lawn guys are going to come back today like they said they were going to. When they clear that stinking brush, I can get my garden planning on, FULL SHWING!
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